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Life: A Tutorial 


britishstarr:

bloodyjam:

le-nickasaur:

surrealscorpion:

In India, a snake protects two pups for 48 hours after they accidentally fall into a hole. At first it was thought that she wanted to attack them, but then noticed she was caring for the puppies. When rescued, the snake was released into a forest. 

It is impossible not to share it with you.

that snake is going to snake heaven

precious babies

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I couldn’t help myself.


WHY DOES TEA NOT HAVE A FANDOM 

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Tea has a fandom. It’s called England.

YOU WIN

EVERYBODY GO HOME


nopestiel:

do hogwarts students start the year wondering what shit Harry is going to fuck up this time


peanutsareforpussies:

meghai:

seize-the-ass:

a-really-funny-girl-just:

edsheewalkedd:

firstadream:

eat-sleep-procrastinate:

allwaswellindistrict12:

I am British I whisper as I purposely spell words with U’s.

I AM AMERICAN I SHOUT AS I DEEP FRY MY FREEDOM.

I am Canadian I say politely as I ride off on my polar bear

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canada cant even figure out how to use the text brush to write, they have to handwrite it.

handwritten like the signatures on all our equal marriage certificates

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canada wins


heta-ali:

wow I can do sass

heta-ali:

wow I can do sass


meowrailsprite:

animatedcatastrophe:

I JUST GOOGLED WHAT CAUSES PERIOD PAINS AND APPARENTLY IT’S BECAUSE THE UTERUS CONTRACTS AND THAT CUTS OFF THE FUCKING BLOOD SUPPLY 

PEOPLE WITH PERIOD PAINS ARE LITERALLY FEELING THEIR UTERUS TRYING TO KILL ITSELF 

hello yes 911 this is an emergency my uterus is trying to kill itself


grand-optimistx:

I honestly think about this scene every time I walk through a perfume department. 


turntechgoddamnit:


what the fuck is that jackass doing

turntechgoddamnit:

what the fuck is that jackass doing


llcooljofficial:

no wonder foreigners don’t like americans i mean our mascot looks like the bird form of a douchebag who takes gym class too seriously

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